Applying for Social Security

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ruffitt, Sep 6, 2003.

  1. ruffitt

    ruffitt *TFF Admin Staff* In Heaven Now

    A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for social security.

    After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

    He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

    The woman says, "unbutton your shirt." So, he opens his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.

    When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.

    She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you
    might have gotten disability too!"
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    That'a a keeper, Ruffit.

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  3. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2002
    That's cld dude...Funny but cold:cool:
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