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April fool...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunguy, Apr 26, 2003.

  1. Gunguy

    Gunguy Guest

    Subject: April Fools





    Defense Attorney:
    What is your age?

    Little old Woman:
    I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

    Little old Woman:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm
    spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat
    down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you know him?

    Little old Woman:
    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?

    Little old Woman:
    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Little old Woman:
    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little old Woman:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some
    30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little old Woman:
    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him then?

    Little old Woman:
    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little old Woman:
    Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I
    haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little old Woman:
    Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to
    him..."Take me ...young man...Take me!"

    Defense Attorney:
    Did he take you?

    Little old Woman:
    Hell, no. He just gave me this shit eaten grin and yelled, "April Fool!"

    And that's when I shot the little bastard.


    GG
  2. Smokin Guns

    Smokin Guns New Member

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    Guud un!...

    Going to have to keep this one to share...;)
  3. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

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    It dont pay to fool them old dolls....I B dont:p
  4. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    That's a keeper for sure, thanks GG
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