compiled from a list i read.
AK-47: It works though you only clean it once every couple years.
AR-15: You have a special cleaner and use it after every day.
Mosin: It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945
AK-47: Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter
AR-15: Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife
Mosin: Your bayonet can stab someone on the other side of the room
AK-47: When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club
AR-15: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat
Mosin: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat
oar, tent pole, or firewood
AK-47: You buy cheap ammo by the case
AR-15: You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one
Mosin: You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works
just fine
AK-47: Service life, 50 years
AR-15: Service life, 30 years
Mosin: Service life, 100 years, and counting
AK-47: You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice
stock set
AR-15: Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your
rifle
Mosin: Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but
it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest
AK-47: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your
rifle over your head and shout "Wolverines!"
AR-15: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your
house, slicing the pie from room to room.
Mosin: Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a
fighting trench in the the yard to sleep in.
AK-47: It works though you only clean it once every couple years.
AR-15: You have a special cleaner and use it after every day.
Mosin: It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945
AK-47: Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter
AR-15: Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife
Mosin: Your bayonet can stab someone on the other side of the room
AK-47: When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club
AR-15: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat
Mosin: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat
oar, tent pole, or firewood
AK-47: You buy cheap ammo by the case
AR-15: You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one
Mosin: You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works
just fine
AK-47: Service life, 50 years
AR-15: Service life, 30 years
Mosin: Service life, 100 years, and counting
AK-47: You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice
stock set
AR-15: Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your
rifle
Mosin: Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but
it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest
AK-47: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your
rifle over your head and shout "Wolverines!"
AR-15: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your
house, slicing the pie from room to room.
Mosin: Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a
fighting trench in the the yard to sleep in.