Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

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  1. Just One Shot

    Just One Shot Member

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    Here is a little test that will help you decide.





    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
    and two small children.

    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 45 cal. ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family..



    What do you do?

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    THINK CAREFULLY AND
    THEN SCROLL DOWN:










    Democrat's
    Answer :


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing!

    I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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    Republican's
    Answer:



    BANG!


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    Redneck's Answer:


    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?'

    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist.
  2. Suwannee Tim

    Suwannee Tim New Member

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    By this test I am a Republican. I try to make do with one shot where possible.
  3. 45nut

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    Redneck :eek: :D
  4. kutaho

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    Guess i'm a Redneck:D
    and darned proud of it;)
  5. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Only one shot opens up the possibility that the buger will survive to lie thru his teeth about who started what.... and that's da truth!!! :mad:

    mike
    gn
  6. Mosin_Nagant_Fan

    Mosin_Nagant_Fan Active Member

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    I'm....conservative:
  7. Double D

    Double D Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Dang sure not the first one....probably leaning red....
  8. Big ugly

    Big ugly New Member

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    I'd go red-neck but it be

    Bang-left kneecap
    Bang-right Kneecap

    Bang- right hand
    Bang- left hand

    Bang-left shoulder
    Bang-right shoulder

    Bangbangbangbang, Crotch

    goes to the truck

    BOOM head
  9. kutaho

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  10. Suwannee Tim

    Suwannee Tim New Member

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    I recommend you shoot the booger as many times as it takes.:D For me, that be once.:p Most of the time.:)

    An ex-girlfriend once shot an intruder with a Star PD in the crotch then called me, I arrived before the LEOs. The dude looked to me like he was bleeding to death which was fine. I never heard such a hollering commotion. Turned out he was shot just above the family jewels and had a broken pelvis. This was a case where a follow-up shot would have been appropriate. We broke up in the middle of her training, between the one-shot part and the shot-placement part, she never got the coup de gras lesson.:p:p:p:p For the record I've never shot a person, a bunch of other stuff though, I try to get by with one shot. It impresses the LEOs when you do it with one shot, that I can say for sure. Half of them can't hit the barn with a baseball bat and they are powerful impressed by someone who can.
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  11. FTK87

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    And r is for..... REDNECK
  12. Lotsdragon

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    :D:Dredneck:D:Dand they were silvertips:p
  13. DogRanger

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    Yup Redneck.....:D
  14. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

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    Redneck.
    Wife's embarassed that she's a Dem but glad (as always) I'm a redneck.
    But then she's ex-LE and still feels like she has more restrictions on her in a shoot/no shoot situation.
    Even after 12+ years.
  15. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

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    The wife would push me to the side and yell
    "I GOT HIM" then we would argue about whos rounds hit where
    So I guess that makes us a REDNECK COUPLE :D
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