Are you a Republican, Democrat or Redneck?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by medicinemanwy, Sep 12, 2009.

  1. medicinemanwy

    medicinemanwy New Member

    Sep 2, 2007
    Are you a Republican, Democrat or Redneck?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.. The answer can be found by posing the following situation and question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?

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    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing!

    I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
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    Republican's Answer:


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    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click (sounds of reloading)


    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips Hollow Points?"

    Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

    Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!"

  2. OBrien

    OBrien New Member

    May 6, 2009
    Bangor Maine
    Republican redneck. I wouldn't wast extra rounds on a worthless pos.
  3. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

    Jul 8, 2009
    The question is, Do you take his wallet to recover the cost of ammo.
  4. OBrien

    OBrien New Member

    May 6, 2009
    Bangor Maine
    Liberal would and give it to the less fortunate terrorists.

    Conservative would do as you say and replace the ammo.

    Redneck would go get a case of pbr to celebrate a good day huntin.
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