Are you cutting down on toilet paper use to help the environment?

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Singer Sheryl Crow says that only 1 square of toilet paper should be used per sitting

  1. That's ridiculous! I couldn't possibly get 'er clean with that amount of toilet paper

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  2. She's right. No matter what the hygenic fallout, we must reduce toilet paper use

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  3. I'm doing my part; I've already cut back, and I feel clean, fresh, and at one with the earth

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  4. Once I realized the environmental apocolypse I was creating, I stopped using toilet paper altogether

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  1. Pat Hurley

    Pat Hurley Former Guest

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    Pop singer Sheryl Crow recently urged everyone to use only one small square of toilet paper each time they moved their bowels. I asked my wife today if she was doing her part, and I chastized her when she answered "hell no!"

    So, how many of you tree hugging, environmentally sensitive, global warming believers have cut WAY back on toilet paper use to help our planet survive? Any side effects you care to mention?
  2. 22WRF

    22WRF Well-Known Member

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    This is only important if your planning on living another 300 to 500 years
  3. Shooter45

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    Ms Crow needs to be introduced to corn cobs. :D

    BTW, there is a way to use just one sheet. Anyone know ??
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    Cut hole in the center of the sheet. Put finger through hole. Think I got it???????????????? :rolleyes: :D :D :D
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    If you don't like logging - try using plastic toilet tissue! :mad:

    sniff...sniff...what's that smell? :eek:
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    I'm with Mrs Hurley. :rolleyes:
  7. Shooter45

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    Almost correct Rick. Fold sheet into small square and tear off corner. Save corner. Open sheet and you will have a hole in the center. Place finger thru hold and wipe. Use corner to clean under fingernail.

    Maybe Ms Crow does this. :D
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    To quote a line from Rosie.... "HAVE YOU SEEN MY @$$ ?!!!!! " :rolleyes: :D

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    Only when she speaks!
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    Guess you guys heard rosie got arrested at the airport......they lifted her dress and found 100lbs of crack:D ...sorrry couldnt resist
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    HA! HA!
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    22WRF Well-Known Member

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    Could it be that Ms. Crow got an F in Tree Farming 101??? :eek:
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    :D Am I helping? I bought some cloth diapers, & cut them into little squares. After the equivalent of one diaper is used, I mail them to the Taliban. :D
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    I needed a good laugh! That was a peach, Bruce!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  15. AL MOUNT

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    I can only surmise that Ms. Crow must #1 thru a straw....:eek:

    and #2 thru an empty tp tube.....:rolleyes:


    Or maybe she just wants us to "left hand it" like the camel jockies.....:D
  16. The reason Crow needs only one sheet is simple: It's a lost cause anyway, considering the fact she's so full of . . . :D
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    How can anyone think that basic human hygiene should take a back seat to "protecting the environement"?

    Nothing I hate more than stupid celebrities who can't remember how THE REAL WORLD works but try to tell me how to live. These prissy, pampered oversized toddlers need someone to do EVERYTHING for them and they want to tell me how things should be done.

    Leave the social commentary and environmental issues to the scientists and get your butt up on stage and entertain me. Dance you Monkey, that's all you're good for.
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    Durn BH doz....:eek: .....don't hold back....tell us how ya really feel.....:D




    PS: Just jerkin yer chain.....:p ....agree with ya 100%....;)
  19. clmanges

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    I voted with the majority on this one. Ms Crow has her heart in the right place, but there are better ways to save the environment, I'm sure. Maybe she should come up with something else, and lead by example -- by, say, walking (or riding a horse) to her gigs instead of flying or driving.
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    I don't know where Miss Crow's heart is but I know where her head is. I think she will need more than one sheet to clean it off.
    The new liberal religion of global warming/enviroment is just BS plain and simple. She wants people to practice what she preaches like she is Moses down from the mountain.
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