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    SXSMAN
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    A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought
    a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer
    agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry
    son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

    Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money
    back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it
    already."

    Kenny said, "OK then, at least give me the donkey."

    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

    Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

    Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody
    he is dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,
    "What happened with that dead donkey?"

    Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars
    a piece and made a profit of $898."

    Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two
    dollars back."

    Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman
    of Enron.


    LIKTOSHOOT
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    Shouldn`t that be $998.00 or did someone pocket something for a cast????????

    LTS, the new learned math whiz.

    Go Get Beer
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    Ahh, but you forget the $100 he paid for the dead donkey in the first place. That would be the cost of material.
    The boy on the other hand forgot the cost of paper for the tickets.

    SXSMAN
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    LTS,ya may not be makin as much as ya think on dem guns ifin ya ain't figgerin what ya done already paid fer dat gun dare bubba.Damn,I does love my new spellin checker!Best part,made in da USA.Says Texus on box.

    LIKTOSHOOT
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    Told ya I wus a new learned math whiz.....new math... DOH!

    ibtrukn
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    Ya fooled me.........

    280freak
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    .280freak just sits there, quietly, chuckling to himself.

    (and waiting for the great big "BITE ME!" from LTS!)

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    280freak -

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