At the border

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Jan 5, 2010.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

    A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

    “May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent.

    “I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the guy.

    “Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,” said the agent.

    “But I can prove I’m an American!” he exclaimed. “I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other.” “This I gotta see,” replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

    “By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the agent. “Have a safe trip back to Chicago.” “Thanks!” he said. “But how did you know I was from Chicago ?”

    The agent replied, “I recognized Obama in the middle.”


  2. EddieS1967

    EddieS1967 Member

    Jan 29, 2009
    Now that was a touching story, just an all-around feel-good story, to hit the sack with;);).....................on second thought, I just had the visual pass thru the ole imagination:eek::eek::eek:no sleep tonight......thanks a bunch:D:D:D:D
  3. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

    That wasn't Glocknut was it? No couldn't be. GN is not from Chicago.
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