At the request of Implantox...a thread about.......ROIDS !!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glocknut, Mar 28, 2004.

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What would have to be the worst ailment to have....

  1. Passing a bladder stone

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  2. Having a Roid cut out.....

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  3. Not having said Roid cut out

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  4. Or a big fat cyst right in the.........

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    They itch.....they burn....

    Some go away with cream....some need cut.......

    Any other thoughts on the matter ?!! :D


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    A guy that I worked with several years ago...somehow got a "cyst" back there....
    He would'nt tell us about it....just that he was still sick...
    His wife snuck out the door giggling about it and told us what he really had going on.......giggling and smirking the whole time....
    So naturally, we razzed the heck out of him when he made it back to work...... :D



    mike
  2. Smokin Guns

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    Actually i've heard "Sautéed" there quite good...:p
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    Sautéed in duck-butter :D
  4. glocknut

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    Oh my god......the mental picture on that one........ :eek:


    shudder.....

    mike
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    Well Mike I wasn't sure it was possible but you outdid yourself with this thread-it has truly reached a new low in the Forums history!!!:p :p :D :D :D :D
  6. glocknut

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    Naw...not quite. It would have been truely low had i said something about the Balls......
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    of my feet !!!!!! :D :p

    mike
  7. jlmckinney

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    One better then the "ROIDS"

    It's Called Vasectomy! Doc didn't let the Meds kick in enough! Once the scalpel started singing, I started screaming! :eek:
  8. glocknut

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    I had a big toe nail a few years back that had developed a "hook" and was causing an infection......
    Don't ask how it got that way....its too embarrasing.. :rolleyes:

    So the solution was to take half of that sucker out. They stuck pain killin needles in the toe right above the nail....waited a little bit and then proceeded to take a pair of snips....jammed them up under the toenail and started cutting straight back towards the back....clip clip clip.....

    I watched that part, but as to how they got it out acrost the back side I don't know weither they cut or Riiiiped it out.....I did'nt care to watch any longer.....


    Whooo......Dog !!!

    When that pain killer wore off.........oh man...not only did that toe have its own hearbeat...heck, it had its own State Capital !!!!

    It was quite a while before i could wear shoes comfordably. I took my $90 New balance running shoes and cut out a very wide hole in them for that toe........
    An MSHA guy tried to give me sh*t about not wearing boots in the quarry..........I won't say what i told him in a public forum like this...but he did'nt give me any more guff about it.....

    mike
  9. 10X

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    Good Lord have Mercy Glocknut, that makes me cringe :(

    At least "Roids" are funny (when they're on someone else) lol :D
  10. rosierita

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    ya know, my brother in law had a cyst on his tail bone, he had an open wound for several yrs & went thru about 3 or 4 surgeries to get healed. his wound was so big, that he was wearing maxi pads so that he wouldnt bleed thru his clothes!!:eek:
    he's one hairy rascal, once they finally got him healed, he went thru electrolosis (sp??) so that hair wouldnt grow on his butt!:eek: anyway ~ i felt really bad for him! he had to keep having surgeries bc it kept coming back, before it was all said & done, they ended up scraping his tailbone.:eek:
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    wow :eek: that sounds like a real pain in the @$$
  12. rosierita

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    :D LMBO!! yeah, i cannot imagine having the problem he had!:eek:
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    "Mamma's don't let your babies grow up to be Proctologists....."

    Original song title before Willie changed it...
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  14. glocknut

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    I wouldn't recommend the double stuffed pizza then Glocknut! ;)
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