At the tickle me elmo factory....

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jan 10, 2008.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Tickle Me Elmo:

    There is a factory inNorthern Minnesotawhich makes
    the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
    it under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
    she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .

    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
    Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws
    open the door and begins to rant about the new

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
    line is backing up, putting the entire production line
    behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
    himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
    When they get there the line is so backed up that there
    are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
    really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
    of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush
    red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
    of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
    carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
    After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
    together and approaches Lena .

    'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
    'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you

    'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!'
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

  3. I had a ball reading that.......:eek:

    Lena musta been a little nuts.....:D
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