Bad Humor-Brokeback Mountain

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Mithrandir, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. Mithrandir

    Mithrandir Member

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    Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List



    Week One
    Beans
    Bacon
    Coffee
    Whiskey



    Week Two
    Beans
    Ham
    Coffee
    Whiskey



    Week Three
    Beans
    Bacon
    Coffee
    Whiskey
    K-Y



    Week Four
    Beans
    Pancetta
    Coffee (espresso grind)
    Whiskey
    2 tubes K-Y

    Week Five
    Fresh Fava beans
    Jasmine rice
    Prosciutto, approx. 8 oz., thinly sliced
    Medallions of veal
    Porcini mushrooms
    1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
    1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
    5-6 bottle good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide



    Week Six
    Yukon Gold potatoes
    Heavy whipping cream
    Asparagus (very thin)
    Eggs
    Lemons
    Gruyere cheese (well aged)
    Walnuts
    Arugula
    Butter
    Olive oil
    Balsamic vinegar
    6 yards white silk organdy
    6 yards pale ivory taffeta
    Case of Chardonnay
    Large tin Crisco
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!

    I thought the movie was called Broked!ck Mountain! :D :D :D :D
  3. Deputy Dawg

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  4. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

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    I still think that there should have been condoms on the list, hence therefore the name of the movie was incorrectly named.


    It should have been "Bareback Mount"

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  5. polishshooter

    polishshooter Active Member

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    And did you hear PETA is now calling for a boycott of the movie because the SHEEP and an ELK were supposedly "handled roughly!?!?!?!"

    NO lie, I heard it from several sources BESIDES Rush. You could NOT make that up!

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