Bad Humor-Brokeback Mountain

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Mithrandir, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List



    Week One
    Beans
    Bacon
    Coffee
    Whiskey



    Week Two
    Beans
    Ham
    Coffee
    Whiskey



    Week Three
    Beans
    Bacon
    Coffee
    Whiskey
    K-Y



    Week Four
    Beans
    Pancetta
    Coffee (espresso grind)
    Whiskey
    2 tubes K-Y

    Week Five
    Fresh Fava beans
    Jasmine rice
    Prosciutto, approx. 8 oz., thinly sliced
    Medallions of veal
    Porcini mushrooms
    1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
    1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
    5-6 bottle good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide



    Week Six
    Yukon Gold potatoes
    Heavy whipping cream
    Asparagus (very thin)
    Eggs
    Lemons
    Gruyere cheese (well aged)
    Walnuts
    Arugula
    Butter
    Olive oil
    Balsamic vinegar
    6 yards white silk organdy
    6 yards pale ivory taffeta
    Case of Chardonnay
    Large tin Crisco
     
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
    ROTFLMAO!!!!

    I thought the movie was called Broked!ck Mountain! :D :D :D :D
     

  3. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    I still think that there should have been condoms on the list, hence therefore the name of the movie was incorrectly named.


    It should have been "Bareback Mount"
     

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  4. polishshooter

    polishshooter Well-Known Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Indiana
    And did you hear PETA is now calling for a boycott of the movie because the SHEEP and an ELK were supposedly "handled roughly!?!?!?!"

    NO lie, I heard it from several sources BESIDES Rush. You could NOT make that up!