Bad Humor=

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Mithrandir, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. Doctor Joke



    A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."


    "This one's kind of strange..."


    "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.


    "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."


    "I see."


    "That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl. That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"


    The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.


    .......


    (Ready for this?)


    .......


    (I'm warning you.....)


    .......


    (Still not too late....!)


    .......


    "You're simply going through the change!"
     
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Damn, Mith. That's so BBAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!
     

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  3. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
  4. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    Still debating on whether to let the wife see this one. :eek: :D
     
  5. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico