Bad...really BAD !!! LOL

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Dec 14, 2003
    Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

    A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

    Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

    I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

    Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

    Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

    Banning the bra was a big flop.

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

    A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

    Without geometry, life is pointless.

    When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

    Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

    A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

    What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)

    In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A Flat Minor.

    When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

    A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

    You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

    He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

    Every calendar's days are numbered.

    A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

    He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

    The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

    Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

    When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

    Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

    It's frustrating when you know all the answer but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
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  4. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

    Mar 5, 2006
    Deep South Mississippi
  5. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Aug 27, 2005
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
    :) another one for the kids :D

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