Bad Sex Joke......

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  1. muley

    muley New Member

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    A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the
    bartender inquires.
    "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
    "6 shots? Are you celebrating something?"
    "Yeah, my first blowjob."
    "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
    "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." :eek: :eek:
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    I just about spit an entire mouthful of coffee on my keyboard. THAT'S JUST OUTSTANDING. ROTFLMAO
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    That is a very sick young man, glad i was not drinking anyting when i was reading that.
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    Gunfyter wrote:
    The greatest compliment from the greatest jokemaster of all. :D :D
    Thanks.
    muley
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