Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jun 10, 2009.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    A man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."

    "But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"

    After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."

    Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"

    "No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."
  2. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

    Jan 9, 2009
    Snellville, GA

  3. oscarmayer

    oscarmayer New Member

    Jun 24, 2008