Balance in All Things

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  1. dcd_enterprises

    dcd_enterprises New Member

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    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
    him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
    "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to
    call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.
    "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
    wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've
    placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of
    black people. Balance in all things." God continued pointing to
    different countries. " This one will be extremely hot, while this one
    will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
    said, "What's that one?"

    "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are
    beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and
    plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome,
    modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
    world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving,
    and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, carriers of
    peace, and producers of software."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
    balance, God? You said there would be balance."

    God smiled, "There is another Washington. Wait 'til you see the idiots I
    put there."
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    :D:D I think some of the idiots escaped from Wahington & are traveling the US & bombarding us w/ ads. :D
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