Balls vs Guts

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  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    Subject: Medical Distinction


    We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
    But do you really know the difference between them?
    In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for
    each is listed below...

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
    the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
    having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or
    are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
    guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
    collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
    balls to say: "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the
    definitions. Medically speaking, there is no
    difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
    result in death
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