Baptist minister and texan...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jul 3, 2006.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    A BAPTIST minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
    After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was
    brought and placed before him.
    The flight attendant then asked the BAPTIST minister if he would like a
    drink.
    Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
    of by
    women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
    The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I
    didn't know we had a choice."
     

  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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