BBBBAAAAAAHHHHHH!! yo dude u got any wool??

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    ibtrukn
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    A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for
    wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the
    sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help.

    The vet tells him that he should try artificial
    insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea
    what this means but not wanting to display his
    ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when
    the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they
    will stop standing around and will lie down and
    wallow in the grass.

    The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He
    comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination
    means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads
    the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the
    woods, has sex with them all, brings them back,
    and goes to bed.

    The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the
    sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around,
    he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads
    them in the truck again. He drives them out to the
    woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure,
    brings them back, and goes to bed.

    The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just
    standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and
    proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the
    woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and
    upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from
    the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look
    out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

    "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of
    them is honking the horn."





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    Sheepish HUSSEYS!
    Tha least they could do is walk to
    the house and knock on tha bedroom door...
    OR, at least offer to buy tha gas.

    Charlie D
    Awake with a spring
    in your step --- spring in
    your heart --- a twinkle in
    your eyes ---
    knowing what you have is
    their best!

    warpig883
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    BBBBBBBBBBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BBBBBBBBaaaaaaaaaaa Blaaaaaaaaaackgun


    They are vicious little creatures but their hides are worth a fortune.
    We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans... -- Bill Clinton, US President (USA Today, 11 Mar 1993, page 2a)

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    DID SOMEONE SAY SHEEP



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