BEER AND SWEET TEA

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  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

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    BEER AND SWEET TEA


    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.

    Doctor: "What happened?"

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
    comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."

    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
    comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and
    start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep
    swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light
    stupor."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
    fresh and reborn.

    Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband
    came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished
    and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
  2. geds

    geds New Member

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    So true! I should try that in other situations!
  3. Buckshot

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