Beer, it's good for you.

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by red14, Jul 1, 2010.

  1. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers............
    There you go!:cool:;)
  2. petesusn

    petesusn Member

    I knew it...I just knew it...but nobody listened

  3. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member

    Oct 29, 2008
  4. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there,
    and I'm wearin' Alpo underwear." (Norm)
  5. navis128

    navis128 New Member

    Sep 15, 2009
    ...but Norm wasn't a Postman :confused:
  6. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    No, but he was funny.
  7. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009
    Time for a few (dozen) beers!!!:D
  8. Ed Wagner

    Ed Wagner Member

    Nov 17, 2007
    NW Ohio
    By Cliff's theory every Sat. night by 1 AM I AM A GENIUS.
  9. henry77

    henry77 New Member

    Jul 8, 2009
    Wiggins, MS
    Beer has more food value than a glass of milk. Try to convince your Mother of that when in high school. Did not work for me.
  10. wpage

    wpage Active Member

    Aug 25, 2009
    Beer is great...
    Every man on earth cant be wrong!
  11. 199er

    199er New Member

    May 5, 2010
    Columbia SC

    and the girls always get better looking at closing time!!!
  12. big steve

    big steve New Member

    Aug 8, 2009
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