Benifits of Wine vs Water

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by catfish83861, Feb 17, 2008.

  1. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

    Nov 15, 2006
    North Idaho
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
    And those who don't.

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember: Water = Poop, .........Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
  2. Milk is the drink of babes
    Water is the drink of beasts
    Tea is the drink of women
    Wine is the drink of the gods...

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    A - M E N !!!!!
  4. Texman

    Texman New Member

    Nov 15, 2006
    Gets my vote for sure... Waiter,, Another Red please.. :D
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