Best Bartender Joke Ever

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Shooter45, Jun 16, 2012.

  1. Shooter45

    Shooter45 *Administrator* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Feb 9, 2001
    Here at TFF
    A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.

    Bartender asks ....

    "What'll it be, Mr. President?"
  2. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2012

  3. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    and he's all yours ...
  4. 1969SS396

    1969SS396 Member

    Dec 11, 2010
    the "Mitten" state
  5. Double D

    Double D Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jul 16, 2009
    North Florida
  6. jedwil

    jedwil Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Sep 11, 2009
    Texas Hill Country
    I'm willing to share with our Austrailian allies.
  7. Deacon_Man

    Deacon_Man Active Member

    Feb 23, 2010
    Weatherford Texas
    Totally agree, what a bum.
  8. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2011
    Jax, Fl.
    U.S. > :barf:
  9. Twicepop

    Twicepop Well-Known Member

    Jan 9, 2012
    NW Ohio
    Funny, but too damn close to the truth for comfort.

    those who beat their guns into plowshares, will plow for those who didn't
  10. BlackEagle

    BlackEagle Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 25, 2011
    He gets a round for the veterans and barbers he has brought along, and walks out without paying...
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