Best Bartender Joke Ever

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  1. Shooter45

    Shooter45 *Administrator* Staff Member

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    A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.

    Bartender asks ....

    "What'll it be, Mr. President?"
  2. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    :lmao2::lmao2::lmao2::lmao2:
  3. jack404

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    and he's all yours ...
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    Sadly........:mad:
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    Double D Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    jedwil Well-Known Member

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    I'm willing to share with our Austrailian allies.
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    Totally agree, what a bum.
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    U.S. > :barf:
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    Funny, but too damn close to the truth for comfort.



    those who beat their guns into plowshares, will plow for those who didn't
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    He gets a round for the veterans and barbers he has brought along, and walks out without paying...
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