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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Pistolenschutze, May 13, 2009.

  1. A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.
    Her boss was anoyed at this and asked,
    'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

    Maria: 'Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase...
    The first is that I iron better than you.'

    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

    Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

    Wife: 'Oh.'

    Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

    Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

    Maria: 'Your husband did.'

    Wife: 'Oh.'

    Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

    Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

    Maria: 'No, the gardener did.'

    Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
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    Thanks, I needed that. ;) :D
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    lmao good one !!
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