Beware of Gay Nudists

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Diamondback, May 23, 2012.

  1. Diamondback

    Diamondback Well-Known Member

    A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.

    As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, 'Beware of Gays. A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, 'Beware of Gays.' He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground.

    He bent over to read the plaque and it said, 'Sorry, you've had two warnings!'
  2. geds

    geds New Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    Didn't want to go there! :eek:

  3. terryu1

    terryu1 Armed Infidel

    Oct 16, 2009
    NE Pennsylvania
    Ha, all the soap dishes in shower are on floor also I presume LOL. Good one.
  4. ??? Which way to the lesbian nudist club???
  5. Appliancedude

    Appliancedude Well-Known Member

    Count me in on that one
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