BIC lighter

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  1. Jerryboy

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    An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

    The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

    The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

    The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

    "Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

    "Sure", Says the Englishman.

    The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

    The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

    About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

    The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

    The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".:D
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