Big people words

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  1. Eagle Guns

    Eagle Guns New Member

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    Big people words


    A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed

    to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher

    insisted on NO baby talk!



    "You need to use 'Big People' words, " she was always reminding them.

    She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?

    "I went to visit my Nana."

    "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!

    "She then asked Mitchell what he had done?

    "I took a ride on a choo-choo "

    She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use

    'Big People' words.

    " She then asked little Alex what he had done?

    "I read a book, " he replied.

    "That's WONDERFUL! " the teacher said. "What book did you read? "

    [I love this]



    Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great

    pride, and said, "Winnie the Shit." :eek:
     
  2. TRAP55

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    :eek: :D :D :D Good one ATF, the teacher /wife is gonna love this one!
     

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    Dats guuuuuuuuut ja! :D :D :D
     
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