Big trouble in SC now... Invasion!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ponycar17, Jun 20, 2009.

  1. ponycar17

    ponycar17 Active Member

    Feb 17, 2005
    South Carolina
    It seems that the mysterious military activity that one member saw in NC is headed south. I heard a strange aircraft hovering overhead and hurried outside to see what was going on. I couldn't identify them; I've never seen anything like it. There was actually a fleet moving in a formation toward the more populated areas. They were all painted baby blue and appeared to glow. I thought at first they had UN markings but upon further consideration they said, "UNBELIEVABLE". :eek:

    One of the aircraft landed on my property and a little guy jumped out with a Michael Jackson LP strapped to his chest and wore only one sequined glove. He couldn't have been more than 3 feet tall. I'm not sure as to the purpose of this item on his chest but he yelled at me in a very intimidating voice, "yo punk, I'm from the Obama planetary alliance... freeze"... I ran! :eek:

    I don't know what to do now. The little guy and the others ate my 32 dogs and started on the neighbor's herd of cats (ever tried herding cats?...). I'm hunkered down in the basement. I've got paintballs loaded with milk, only hoping that they're lactose intolerant! :eek: Don't worry about me. As Hank said, "a country boy can survive..." :(

    Sorry, I just couldn't resist guys... :D
    Last edited: Jun 20, 2009
  2. OBrien

    OBrien New Member

    May 6, 2009
    Bangor Maine
    Im in tears laughing rate now Pony. 32 dogs and herding cats that's the craziest thing I have ever heard lol. But with the little guys you need to talk nicely to them and show them where your guns and rights are and they will take them free of charge.

  3. ponycar17

    ponycar17 Active Member

    Feb 17, 2005
    South Carolina
    One of them is standing outside the basement door. He has a large furry creature next to him and he appears to communicate telepathically through the door. I asked him through brain waves what the furry creature next to him was. He said it was his wookie. I asked, telepathically of course, what he was doing with a wookie. He said it was, Bring Your Wookie to Work Day. I thought that strange since I've never heard of bringing your wookie to work on a Saturday. He keeps banging on the door asking if "I've Heard the Good News!" I'm terrified and my paintball gun is fully charged. :eek:

    Mr. Nameless can take these things back to the NC coast with him. They're annoying me terribly... :D
    Last edited: Jun 20, 2009
  4. Alpo

    Alpo Well-Known Member

    Feb 3, 2007
    NW Florida
  5. OBrien

    OBrien New Member

    May 6, 2009
    Bangor Maine
  6. Get those cheese ball grenades ready,
    and give em what for:D
  7. Haligan

    Haligan Well-Known Member

    Feb 25, 2008
    FEMA Region II
    I'm glad we can maintain a sence of humor during these times.:)
  8. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

    Feb 21, 2009
    Coast of N.C.
    This is just cold man, just cold. This is like hitting a guy below the belt. It is pretty funny though I'll give you that.
  9. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    They gave you an anal probe...didn't they?!!!! :D:D:D:D
  10. Not the Probulator again:eek::eek::eek:

    Did their vehicles have a vanity license plate that said "Probe 1"?
  11. Actually, I suspect the plate read either "Hillary" or "Pelosi." :D
  12. Hmm...that's not the same thing. A probe goes in, Hillary and Pelosi come out:eek::eek::D:p
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