Bill Cosby

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  1. Ranger-1

    Ranger-1 New Member

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    I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
    HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

    (1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

    (2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

    (3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

    (4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

    (5). Social Security will immediately return to itsoriginal state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


    (6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

    (7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.

    (8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

    (9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

    (10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether,&nbs ; ot, it's a worthy cause.

    (11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

    (12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

    My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless....


    GOD BLESS AMERICA !


    Sincerely, Bill Cosby

    He would get my Vote !!!!!
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  3. obxned

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    Sounds good to me.
  4. carver

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    If he ran, I'd vote for him!
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  6. carver

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    It doesn't really matter! From what I know of Bill Cosby I would still rather have him in office instead of Obozo!
  7. jack404

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    OI!!!!

    no exports !!!

    we are still owed 60 M1 tanks

    180 F35's ( maybe 160 i forget you change the deal and price that often)

    and about them lazer guidance packages we loaned you all.. hmmm

    we buy 40mm from you as well

    the rest hey dont matter to me but we NEED AMMO and the big stuff comes from the US

    we been signed up till 2020 remember??? :p
  8. red14

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    You must understand. Barry is trying to make friends with China and Venezuela, to honor commitments to age-old allies.
  9. Maximilian II

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    Bill is a wise man, whether or not he actually wrote this. At leaston a personal level.

    A wise president would honor our proven allies while requiring our less-proven allies to prove themselves. As in, Pakistan starts cooking up Al Q's right about NOW. Or letting us if they can't.
  10. Big ugly

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    The one problem with Bill is the fact that he has confirmed he is a racist. After the death of his son he claimed that his footing on the fact of him beeing a racist was on firmer ground. I like Bill but I dont think he would be a wise choice for a presidential cannidate though,
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    The fact that he's publicly defended Obama on more than one occasion too, disqualifies him too, IMHO.
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