BlackGun at the nudist colony

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    BlackGun at the nudist colony
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    BlackGun joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and BG immediately gets an erection.The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Sir, did you call for me? " BG replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me. "Smiling she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. BG continued to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sat down he farted. Within a few minutes a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man lumbers out of the steam toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. No, what do you mean?" says BG. "You must be new here," says the hairy man, "it is a rule here that if you fart it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. BG staggers back to the colony office,where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?"she says. BG yells, "Here is my membership card, you can have the key back,and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here fora few hours, you haven't even had the chance to see all our facilities." BG replies, "Listen lady, I'm 58 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day!!"

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    Oh mercy

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    Good one!

    Gonna remember this one!

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    TOOT! Excuse me, but I'm not a member...hee hee!

    GG

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    OH! MY aching roids! After all this Prostate shite and all the anal exams, I promise y'all I couldn't ever be turned out as a gay! Yuck!
    I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!!


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    (3/23/02 10:13:03 pm)
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    Wherdtha $500 cum frum?
    Expinsif swimmun pool. mighty pushy life guardin, an havin missed a seein all tha fucilitees. Seamslika mita bin scrued?

    Charlie D
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    see jus wher ya bin.
    An doen go back....
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