Blind Pilots

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  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

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    Blind Pilots

    Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

    The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

    Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die!'
  2. ka64

    ka64 Well-Known Member

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    How do they land?????????
  3. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

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    hahahahaha
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  6. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Hehehehe.
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    crank er up and away we go boys
  8. geds

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    Good 'un!
  9. nynomad

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    LOL - cracked me up!
  10. ofitg

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    Those pilots could be Congressmen.
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