blond joke...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jul 7, 2006.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap
    a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little
    Boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped
    Your
    Child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a
    Plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed,

    "The Blonde."

    She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
    Straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the
    $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had
    Instructed.

    Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot
    Believe that one blonde would do this to another."
     
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas

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