Blonde In San Diego

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  1. 22WRF

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    Blonde In San Diego

    A blonde motorist was two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down
    by a man whose truck had broken down.

    The man walked up to her car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

    "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

    "Not for me. I'll be spending the next few hours here fixing my truck.
    My problem is I've promised to get two chimpanzees to the San Diego Zoo
    today. They're a bit stressed already and I don't want them stuck here
    in the truck for such a long time. Could you possibly take them to the
    zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."

    "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

    So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's
    car and carefully strapped into their seat ! belts. Off they went.

    Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
    Diego when suddenly he saw something that horrified him!

    There was the blonde walking down the street holding hands with the two
    chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.

    With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

    "What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take
    these chimpanzees to the zoo."

    "Yes I know, and I did that," said the blonde, "but we still had money
    left over so we decided to go to the movies."
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