Blonde Naked Cowboy

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 358 winchester, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    Blonde Naked Cowboy


    A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

    As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

    The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ....

    I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

    We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

    Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.


    Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.


    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.. '


    'And here I am.'


    Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist
     

  2. Texman

    Texman New Member

    362
    Nov 15, 2006
    That's the updated Chester and Miss Kitty joke, from Gunsmoke.
     
  3. FTK87

    FTK87 New Member

    480
    Mar 1, 2009
    Chouteau, Oklahoma
    I have to say this is the first blonde joke i've seen directed at a man!
     
  4. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

    Feb 21, 2009
    Coast of N.C.
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