Blondes and bars

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Crpdeth, Jun 13, 2006.

  1. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Location: Location
    A Blind man enters a bar. He finds his way to a bar tool and orders a
    drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud
    voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

    In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that
    joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you
    should know five things:

    One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

    Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

    Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

    Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler

    Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in
    karate, and a very bad attitude! Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do
    you still want to tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah. Not if
    I'm gonna have to explain it five times!
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    Pretty Daring, AIN'T HE!!!!
  3. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

    Mar 5, 2006
    Deep South Mississippi
    Yea he's real brave:)
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