Blondes Discussion

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Crpdeth, Mar 23, 2010.

  1. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Location location
    I love blonde jokes and get away with 'em because I am technically blonde, although I shave it off. :D:D:D

    Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the other.

    "What do you think is farther ......... Florida or the moon......"

    The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo....can you see Florida?"
  2. todd51

    todd51 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Mar 20, 2009
    Central, Ohio
    Crp. What hair I have left is mostly white but I love the blonde jokes. Here is one of my favorites.

    Blind guy in a lesbian bar
    A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - "Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?" Silence falls in the bar and in a deep, gravely voice the lesbian to his left says :- "Before you tell your joke, there's something you should know...The girl behind the bar is blonde, the girl by the door is blonde and I'm a 6 foot, 16 stone blonde with a black belt in karate. The girl to my left is blonde and she lifts weights. The girl to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell your joke?" - "Not if I'll have to explain it five times..."

  3. blackcat_attilio

    blackcat_attilio Member

    Dec 16, 2009
    Northern Italy
  4. Carne Frio

    Carne Frio Well-Known Member

    Aug 28, 2008
    Near Fairbanks
    A blonde and her husband are lying in bed, listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard, barking for hours and hours.

    The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs.

    She finally comes back up to bed, and her husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"

    The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard; let's see how THEY like it"
  5. blackcat_attilio

    blackcat_attilio Member

    Dec 16, 2009
    Northern Italy
  6. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009
    Especially the second one!
  7. blackcat_attilio

    blackcat_attilio Member

    Dec 16, 2009
    Northern Italy
    I needed a little more time......:eek: I'm like a blonde!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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