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  1. 22WRF

    22WRF Well-Known Member

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    Body Parts

    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
    they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a
    concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
    months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

    The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
    legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
    medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman
    was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train
    traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's
    blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now
    she's a Senator from New York."
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