Body Parts

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 22WRF, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. 22WRF

    22WRF Well-Known Member

    May 10, 2004
    Body Parts

    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
    they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a
    concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
    months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

    The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
    legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
    medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman
    was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train
    traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's
    blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now
    she's a Senator from New York."
     
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  2. Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction! :D
     

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  4. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
    :D :D :D

    An dats da troot!
     
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