Boiled Eggs

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast.

    Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?"

    She turns to him and anxiously says, "Quick! You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

    Thinking it's his lucky day, he stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex. When they finish, he asks, "What was that all about?"

    "The egg timer is broken," she replied.
    :eek: :D :D :D :D
  2. Good one Gunfyter :D Guess it was "hard" boiled? :eek:

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