Bug on the windshield...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, May 8, 2007.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's p*nis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.


    Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the p*nis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and then flew off.


    Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"


    Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything s*xual at such a young age, the father replied, "It was only a bug, Honey."


    The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said


    "Sure had a big d*ck, didn't it?"
  2. charagrin

    charagrin Former Guest

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    Unfortunatly thats true nowadays. 6 year olds know more about "it" than adults half the time.
  3. durk

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