A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's p*nis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the p*nis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything s*xual at such a young age, the father replied, "It was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said "Sure had a big d*ck, didn't it?"