Building Permit

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  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    [FONT=&quot]So I recently applied for a building permit for a new house, and since I am near a wetland,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Federal Permit approval was also required along with the City permit.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]The house design is to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft square with 9 gun turrets at various heights[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]and bullet proof windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]It would have parking for 200[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]The City Council and Feds told[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]me to forget it...... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN !!!![/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]So I sent in the application again, but[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]this time I called it a Mosque[/FONT][FONT=&quot].[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot].........Work starts on Monday...[/FONT]
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    on some forums this is considered bigoted...
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