Bull

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  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.

    They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

    The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
  2. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

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    I wonder when the guy will get out of the hospital?
  3. Jerryboy

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    as soon as they're ready to transport him to the morgue:D
  4. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

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    I'm not sure whether to laugh...or cry.
  5. Gun Geezer

    Gun Geezer Active Member

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    I still can't get over the 50 times in one year!
  6. tcox4freedom

    tcox4freedom Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I can. But, I need a lot more help to get my motor running. :D
  7. oldfartrr

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    solved that problem,, with this prescription,,
    blindfold and the lil blue pill .

    still cant figure out why i am single "again" :(
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