Business Proposal

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged
    to someone else .....

    One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll
    give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."

    But the girl said, "NO!"

    Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
    down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
    boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her
    boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
    even be able to get his pants down.
    >
    She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
    boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45
    minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said, "The
    bastid used quarters!"
    Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
    before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
    :p ;) :D :D
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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  3. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

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    That was a smart man to pay in quarters:) could have been worse he could have paid in penny's:eek:
  4. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    Didn't see that coming!:D :D
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