Cajun Confession

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  1. artabr

    artabr New Member

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    Cajun Confession


    Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession.

    "Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site."

    Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son?"

    Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole for a long time. I'm 'fraid someone will break their leg, so I fix the hole."

    Priest: "Well, that's not so bad."

    Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left."

    Priest: "What did you do with it?"

    Boudreaux: "Well, my poor dog, Phideaux, he ain't never had no place to get outta the weather, so I make him his own little doghouse."

    Priest: "OK, anything else?"

    Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left. So you know, my truck, she ain't never had no place to get outta de weather either, so I make her a two car garage."

    Priest: "Now, this is getting a little out of hand."

    Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I still had a little lumber left."

    Priest: "Yes?"

    Boudreaux: "Well, my wife, she always want a bigger house. So I add two bedrooms and a new bathroom."

    Priest: "OK! That's definitely too much. For your penance, you are going to have to make a Novena. You do know how to make a Novena, don't you?"

    Boudreaux: "No, Father... But, if you got the plans, I got the lumber."




    The guy that sent me this is named J. Boudreaux. ;) :D



    Art
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    That was worth a laugh!
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    Just substitute Obama for Boudreaux & our tax money for lumber.


    And the joke turns into reality :mad:
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    Point well made!!




    Art
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