Carols for the Mentally challenged

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  1. berto64

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    Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed



    Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings
    Disoriented Are

    * ; 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn
    and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and
    Trucks and Trees and.....

    * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting
    on an Open Fire

    * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna
    Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooooh
    look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far
    away?

    * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
    , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...


    MERRY CHRISTMAS !
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    I enjoyed that, Berto. That's pretty good......

    :) :D
  3. You forgot one, Berto . . .

    Satyrism: "Oh come, Oh come Immanuela." :D ;) :p
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    :D :D :D

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    PRICELESS!!!! Funny too!!! Chief
  8. OK, Berto, you got my demented mind working. :D Here's another one:

    Ornithophobia (fear of birds): Av(e)iary Maria. ;)