Carols for the Mentally challenged

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Dec 16, 2006.

  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed



    Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings
    Disoriented Are

    * ; 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn
    and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and
    Trucks and Trees and.....

    * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting
    on an Open Fire

    * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna
    Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooooh
    look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far
    away?

    * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
    , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...


    MERRY CHRISTMAS !
     
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    I enjoyed that, Berto. That's pretty good......

    :) :D
     

  3. You forgot one, Berto . . .

    Satyrism: "Oh come, Oh come Immanuela." :D ;) :p
     
  4. SixTGunr

    SixTGunr New Member

    Jan 18, 2002
    Southwest Missouri
    :D :D :D

    Goodern ...:)

    Out!
     
  5. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    South Central Texas
    I wish yall wouldn't talk about me. :D :D
     
  6. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    PRICELESS!!!! Funny too!!! Chief
     
  7. OK, Berto, you got my demented mind working. :D Here's another one:

    Ornithophobia (fear of birds): Av(e)iary Maria. ;)