Cat Bath Instructions

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ofitg, Oct 30, 2011.

  1. ofitg

    ofitg Active Member

    Feb 25, 2010
    1. Put both lids of the toilet up.
    And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
    You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
    Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
    This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
    Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
    And run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



    The Dog

  2. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    and if on the second flush the cat aint to be found ?

  3. geds

    geds New Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    Wooo! One of the best yet!:lmao2:
  4. jstgsn

    jstgsn Well-Known Member

    Nov 1, 2009
    Milford, Delaware
  5. Carne Frio

    Carne Frio Well-Known Member

    Aug 28, 2008
    Near Fairbanks
  6. jstgsn

    jstgsn Well-Known Member

    Nov 1, 2009
    Milford, Delaware
    this might help...:D
    Last edited: Apr 21, 2013
  7. Country101

    Country101 Well-Known Member

    Feb 28, 2004
    NW AR
    HAHAHAHA!!!! I love the cat carrier! Dont think my wife would though.

    ...........or the cat for that matter....
  8. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    You just can't figure out an animal! Cats are good swimmers, so why do the hate the water so much? My dogs act like the cats do when it comes to bath time. I chain em to a tree so they won't hurt me when I bathe them! You'ld think I was killing them! Yet they will go down to the pond, and swim around every chance they get!
  9. geds

    geds New Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    Still enjoying this one!
  10. vytoland

    vytoland New Member

    Oct 14, 2008
    soap em up n flush em down watch de kitty go round n round:D
  11. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

    May 5, 2009
    Southern AZ
    Dishwasher works too.

  12. watsisname

    watsisname Member

    Jan 24, 2010
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