Catholic Priest

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  1. jestor

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    > >
    > > A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving
    > > his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives
    > > when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how
    > > to speak English.
    > >
    > > So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and
    > > says
    > > to the chief,"This is a tree."
    > >
    > > The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
    > >
    > > The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther
    > > and he points to a rock and says,"This is a rock."
    > >
    > > Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
    > >
    > > The Priest was really getting enthusiasticabout the results when he
    > > hears a rustling in the bushes.
    > >
    > > As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of
    > > heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly
    > > responds,"Man riding a bike."
    > >
    > > The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
    > > them.
    > >
    > > The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
    > > teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how
    > > could
    > > he
    > > kill these people in cold blood that way?
    > >
    > > The chief replied, "My bike."
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