Caution: Screen and Keyboard.....

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Marlin, Jan 28, 2006.

  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    I stole this ditty that Trap posted at MC!

    You might have seen it before, but to me it gets funnier each time I see it!!!


    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
    Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

    About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with
    his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive
    wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling
    happily, smeared with lipstick.
    "What happened?" asked Hillary.

    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer
    gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin
    daughters made mad passionate love to me."
    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
    The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."
  2. BobMcG

    BobMcG Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Best one I've heard in a long time! :D

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