Change of Government Emblem

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ruffitt, Sep 6, 2003.

  1. ruffitt

    ruffitt *TFF Admin Staff* In Heaven Now

    The government today announced that it is changing its
    emblem to a condom because it more accurately reflects
    the government's political stance.

    A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys
    the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
    you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

    Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    How true!!

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  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    That's CHOICE, Jim!

    Thanks for giving us a laugh so early in the day on a weekend. It is so sad, though, that while said jokingly, it is - - -

    - - - - - - ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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