Change your underwear often

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  1. One Shot

    One Shot Active Member

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    There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
    his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad..
    The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
    would change underwear occasionally.
    The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
    The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The
    Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
    underwear."
    He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
    Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
    Schultz."

    THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Someone may come along and promise "Change",

    but don't count on things smelling any better.
  2. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

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    That someone wouldn't currently be in the white house now would he?
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  4. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

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    Amen. :D

    Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason.
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