Charlie reads? a book.......

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    ibtrukn
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    > A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up,
    ready
    >to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
    > As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles
    her

    >special area.
    > He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before
    >returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more
    aroused
    >and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before
    going
    >further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
    > The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your
    clothes?"
    > His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was
    >foreplay."
    > The husband says, "No, not at all."
    > His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
    > "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."



    clouder readin the pictionary?


    280freak
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    I ain't gonna touch THIS one!

    The Wile E Coyote
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    Ummm..... Yeah.... what 280 said...

    2many22s
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    Someone forward this to the post office, maybe they will replace those little bowls with the sponge.

    Different name
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    HELL FIRE tha guys lickin tha pages....
    Ya kno Book Likin people are addicted
    to printers glue --- must be a new mix of
    ecstasy. WHO KNOWS?

    Charlie D
    Usually live extra long lives..
    just what I heard.

    ibtrukn
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    Charlie U B rite as rain, never heerd a nobody dyin from that
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